That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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