i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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