Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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