ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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