Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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