he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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