His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
