A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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