So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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