i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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