I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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