Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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