did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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