There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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