Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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