did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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