dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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