? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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