i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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