Its about making memories worth repressing
you would pick up someone in the library
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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