Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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