It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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