We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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