Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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