physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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