Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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