Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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