STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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