I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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