North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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