I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
