matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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