is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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