My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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