we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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