so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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