She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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