my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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