Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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