Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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