the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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