sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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