why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
