fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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