pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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