Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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