no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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