i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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