OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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