How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
