I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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