Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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